Bathe away the ew without the goo. Remember the "vapor goo" Ma used to slather all over your cupid's bow and decolletage? Not cute as an adult, although tempting.
Eucalyptus soap is the mystically sophisticated version of "vapor goo" to wash away the aches and cranks.
Recipe: coconut oil, palm oil, olive oil, rice bran oil, water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance, eucalyptus oil, chromium hydroxide green